LIBRA
If Libra girls have a problem, it’s that they’re not nearly strong enough. These peaceful little peaceful angels are peacemakers and would rather be unhappy than see anyone around them unhappy. They believe in justice, equality and harmony, even if it comes at their own cost. They want to resolve conflicts rather than start them. If you’ve had problems with Libra, it’s clear that you’re the one causing the problems.
PISCES
It’s soft and helpful and not fussy, everything is “nicey-picey” too! They hate fighting and conflict and hate and gossip—basically, they hate everything girls tend to do to each other in big groups. If you try to start a fight with Pisces, this sweet little fish will just turn and swim away.
TAURUS
Unlike her Bull counterpart—who is dangerous and tramples on everything in her path—the Taurus woman is patient. Since he is sensitive to criticism himself, he makes it a point not to criticize others. He is warm-hearted and generous and has no hesitation in sharing a portion of his pesto panini with you if you are hungry. If you push him enough, however, his inner assertive side will eventually emerge, but reluctantly. This is why you should never fall for good people.
AQUARIUS
Renowned for being friendly and kind, Aquarians have no time for malice or backsliding. And they have no time for cruel and cruel people. But this does not mean they are doormats—they are also born rebels and will not tolerate mistreatment. If you try to be nice to an Aquarius, you might not get a Christmas card from them—at least this year, you won’t.
SAGITTARIUS
Although they have a tendency to be restless and impatient, Sags rarely let this turn into hatred or violence—they keep their eyes on the prize, and find it frustrating to live in an often cruel and unjust world. If you’re hard on him, he won’t grab your hair and start bawling your eyes out—he’ll just strip, shake his head, and walk away complaining, “Well, that wasn’t necessary.”
GEMINI
Geminis tend to be cute and outgoing—usually. They also tend to gossip a lot, which if you ask me, is a bad move. The tendency to spread rumors about others, whether true or false, is the very root of hatred. If you really want to see his strong side—and why would you want to?—confront him with all the false rumors he’s been spreading. He starts to defend himself loudly, everyone in the restaurant drops their forks and stares in surprise, jaws hanging.
CANCER
Cancer girls can be sweet or tough depending on how they feel—and as we all know very well, Cancer women are some of the most passionate people in the zodiac. If you ever catch her looking good, she hugs you, kisses you and compliments you on your hair and says that she is jealous of how beautiful you are. But if you catch him on a day when dark clouds are hovering over his head, you have to be careful. When the chips are down, you’re one touchy-feely!
LEO
Our average Leo girl is warm, friendly, forgiving, and willing to listen to you talk all day. But don’t let that fool you into thinking you’re a harmless kitten—inside that kitten is the heart of a lioness. His biggest mistake is that when he gets angry, he will say something hurtful and insensitive, he will shed tears and roll the ball into the corner. That’s why you better be nice and pet a kitten—otherwise, you’re putting your head in a lioness’ mouth.
VIRGO
This is a star sign that can be misnamed, because real virgins are innocent and it is not easy for this to be serious. Then again, maybe they’re critical because they’ve never had a raw, fun hook up. When a Virgo receives criticism, it is rarely physically or directly abused. No, you are practicing a very serious and aggressive situation. You’ll wrap up a few compliments with a slur like someone wraps rice and beans inside a tortilla—”That’s a nice dress, and your hair looks great today—it’s about time!”
ARIES
Ask an Aries, and he’ll tell you he’s brave, assertive, passionate, strong, and a little fiery. This is a great way to say that you are impatient, busy, aggressive, stubborn, arrogant, and, yes, argumentative. Aries women are not conflicted, but it’s not for lack of trying. He needs to calm it down by mixing a teaspoon of humility in his morning tea. He also needs to learn the difference between “friendship” and “friendship.”
CAPRICORN
Behavior can be hot or cold—either angry or indifferent—and Capricorn women are reserved when they decide to go out into a bad mood. Although they are patient, if you annoy them or hurt them, you will feel a cold mist descend on the room. They won’t punch you in the face or yell at you—but they might gossip and look down on you and tell the Human Resources manager about all the bad things you said about the company.
SCORPIO
Poisonously bad, this is one sign you don’t want to piss off, because they’ll plot their cold, planned revenge on a serial killer. It’s like they were born with PMS! They are combative, distrustful, cruel and vindictive. Oh, sure, they can be fun if you don’t annoy them. But if you ever make that mistake, never turn your back on them—if you do, their giant scorpion tail will be raised and ready to strike.
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