The worst of the worst. Loving a Scorpio is like falling through a trapdoor. They will stab your heart in a million little places and let it bleed slowly. They are the kind that will laugh in your face as you cry. The more you start crying, the more they will start laughing. They are mischievous little demons who can’t control their aggressive behavior, so avoid getting romantically involved at all costs. However, if you just want to meet…
I don’t want to hurt your feelings here, but Capricorns don’t care if they hurt your feelings. They will happily rip your heart out of your body and throw it in the trash can. They play with your heart like a cat’s toys with a mouse, they just run it around the carpet with their paws. You may be able to change them, but it may take decades, because they can be stubborn.
GRRR! They can be such JERKS! They will hit your heart as brutally as a budding boxer hits a punching bag. Why did it hurt you? Because they can. Because you allow yourself to be vulnerable. Don’t let your guard down in Aries until you’re sure you can trust them. And even then, be careful. And it’s not like I’m talking about my experience or anything. I swear.
Once they are done with the relationship, they will tear your heart out like a woman in high heels sniffing a cigarette on a dirty city street and going to the nearest cafe for a cup of coffee. Virgos aren’t completely heartless monsters, because they can feel pain—that is, through themselves. But they didn’t care to throw it away and leave it alone. For them, of course yours problem.
No matter how cruel they are to your feelings, they will never admit it. That’s the worst thing about a Leo—they pretend they don’t know how cruel they are and what they really are. When you’re in the middle of an argument and they bring up that awful thing your mother called you when you were a kid, their attitude is, “Hey, the damage’s already done, I’m not saying anything new, stop doing everything that hurts.” It would be better, and it would hurt more, if they didn’t admit that they were deliberately stabbing you in the gut.
If you have only made mistakes in your relationship and not crimes, Cancer will not be able to take revenge or insult when the two of you finally break up. For example, if you just didn’t get along and there wasn’t much love, they could break up amicably. But if, say, they were dating you and you ended up sleeping with their best friend during that disastrous drunken night on the beach, they’ll push every button they know will hurt you and try to make sure you don’t recover emotionally. So don’t step on their hearts, and they may leave you alone. If not, prepare for your heart to drop.
They will step on your heart not because they are cruel but because they are tricksters. It’s not intentional at all. It doesn’t hurt any less, sure, but I’m going to cut the Gemini a little slack here for their lack of malice. They don’t make sense, they’re just stupid. They don’t have technical irrationality either, because that would mean they have the ability to reason. They are often lost in their own world and make their own decisions about their lives and are always surprised when it hurts someone else – especially someone they say they love.
For the most part, Sags are loyal companions and generous lovers, and every once in a while you’ll find a keeper who will want to escape to a desert island and sleep in hammocks and eat coconuts for the rest of their lives. But regardless of whether it works out between the two of you, a Sag is usually not the type to post pictures of themselves with someone new the day after you break up, even if they’re hanging out with that person the day after you break up. They stay in your heart for a while, and like a thoughtful tenant, they leave everything tidy rather than messy.
Aquarius, no matter how badly he betrayed you, will never do anything intentionally to hurt your feelings. When it’s time for you to break up and your love is irreparable, they just take your heart, wrap it in a box, tie it with a bow, return it to you, and walk you to the door as they show you the way out of their life. They even kiss you on the cheek and wish you well.
Giants in matters of business, they are soft doves in matters of the heart. If you love a Taurus and somehow it doesn’t work out, they have a magical way of leaving you feeling wise and powerful and grateful…rather than angry and weak and hateful.
They’ve been hurt before—badly. They also have a conscience, so they have sworn that they will never hurt anyone. Things can go wrong in romance, and people can end up breaking up no matter how much they love each other or want to be together, but a Libra will never do anything wrong until you feel like you can beat them or kick their tires. When things are over, you won’t even wish bad things on yourself.
They don’t have a bad bone in their body—that’s right, not even theirs bones they are kind and considerate! Pisces will let you down so easily, it feels like you’re slowly walking through a field of marshmallows. It’s almost as gentle as releasing a butterfly. Don’t get me wrong—Pisces may break up with you, but they will never break your heart.