If you have thin skin, spending time with these three birth moons will make or break you.
Bright, quick on their feet, and known for not lacking in anything, they can deliver a withering one-liner that will make you cry tears of laughter (or tears for your bruised ego). This trio will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices.
If you are one of these satirical signs—June, and February—who are you hurting? The child. We know that if you’re as smart as the three of you, you’re going to be roasted or roasted. Also, your humor not only makes us laugh but sometimes helps us see things in a completely different way. After all, sarcasm is an art, and you are a master of humor.
June
People born in June are the only birthday month that they don’t grill you, laugh at you, and flat out say, “I’m kidding…am I?” As your brain moves they cry, but you don’t know if they are laughing at their joke or you. Maybe both. The natives of Tune have a dual nature: an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. They want to be good, but the bad guy keeps whispering one line that’s louder than the angel’s plea for mercy.
Ruled by Mercury, the planet of communication, they are clever wordsmiths who don’t always use their power for good. They are quick by nature, their tongue is so sharp you will need a band to survive the conversation. However, if you need stress relief—and these people make amazing besties—and some cuteness, those born in June have your back. They will also use sarcasm to boost your confidence with light jokes or quick witticisms. You can count on them to keep things fun.
February
As the fashion genius of the year, those born in February love sarcasm, often using it as a way to challenge conventional wisdom. Always thinking outside the box, they subtly use humor to get you to consider their point of view, which is part of the reason why they can make amazing cult leaders (honestly, that’s another article). Of course, their jokes are sometimes so out there that you need a GPS to find the truth again, but confusion is part of their goal. It keeps you off balance, making you an easy target.
Believe it or not, they actually use sarcasm as a love language. While they can talk to groups (ahem, again, a cult leader), they struggle to share their feelings with others. If they tease you, it probably means they like you. It’s their way of showing that you’re in their weird, weird little club. And you should feel honored.
December
By nature, shy and opinionated, these people will shower you like a marshmallow. (Slowly and without remorse.) In their mind, they probably think they are making silly, light-hearted propaganda. In fact, they burned you so much, your ancestors are crazy.
If you invite them to your comedy roast, be prepared. If you put someone born in December on stage, they will not only win over the audience, but turn you away. They will be laughing at the crowd, they will all be asking why they are friends with you in the first place. Then those born in December will dive off the stage, high-fiving, and ask you, “Funny, huh?!” Good luck convincing everyone to eat hot peppers at the buffet and not cry.
The result? Being friends with someone born in December is like having a funny comedian who you know and who is your biggest supporter. They make fun of you because they know you can take it. Well, it’s not like you didn’t know that being friends with someone born in December means you’ve signed up for all of your satire channel subscriptions. While other signs may whisper behind your back, you always know where you stand with this fire sign, whether it’s being funny or (occasionally) serious.