SCORPIO
Sweet zodiacs may tell you to be careful about lending a Scorpio any of your personal items, lest they use it to make a voodoo doll, but the truth is that a Scorpio just wants to sleep in bed with their boyfriend’s hoodie when they are apart to be comforted by the smell of his cologne. Everyone is fascinated by the mysterious personal life of Scorpio, but the truth is that it involves playing a lot of their favorite games and listening to their favorite podcasts. They like to relax at the end of the day with an interesting story, and they prefer to do it in the biggest clothes possible. If you have something to worry about with a Scorpio, it doesn’t take those things back, whether you stay together or break up. Once they decide something is theirs, it’s theirs.
LIBRA
Libra knows how to rock the androgynous classic, and like the royal family, it’s hard to tell if their collection comes from their closet or their partners. Imagine William and Kate walking down the beach in their Barbour jackets and wellies. There is no sense of ‘his and hers‘ only good-looking clothes. Cardigans, tweed blazers, button-down oxfords, tennis sweaters, and loafers. Anything that screams preschool or ‘I was indeed in the middle Saltburn‘. Libras are born to invade your entire wardrobe because it matches theirs. Just stop them. They will know exactly how to shop for you, and the space created by turning your closet into a lending library will be filled with gifts faster than you can say “dead rellies…dead rellies….daddy’s old teddy”.
VIRGO
Virgo will quickly gravitate towards you. They will hide the effort with a bunch of criticism about how you don’t know the right way to sort or wash your clothes, and then suddenly…things will go, absent. That knitted pair of socks your grandpa would totally wear. That perfect t-shirt you’ve been holding on to since high school. Your favorite boxers. Virgo is the type that won’t tell you to stick around, but the signs will be there if you know where to look. They’re not the overtly possessive type, but they like the point in a relationship where they feel comfortable enough to blur those lines between borrowing and taking. You don’t need to spend a lot of money to make them feel special, just give them something that feels good and they will be hooked.
LEO
Leo wants to be his partner’s biggest cheerleader. They ship their high school girlfriend and they’ll rock their boyfriend’s merchandise, whether it’s for their park state softball league, their 9 to 5, or their college relatives. Leo just wants to encourage whatever is important to their boo. They are willing to do free marketing, PR, and/or customer service. Whatever will help their partner’s efforts, goals, or dreams. They raid their boyfriend’s closet trying to make a fuss and be a part of it all. They are so proud of who they are, they can’t help but want the whole world to know when they walk out the door every morning.