Aries
(March 21st to April 19th)
Sorry to say, sweetheart, but 2026 is not going to be the best year of your life for romantic love. Instead, you will learn that love comes from within. You will appreciate love in all kinds of ways beyond romance—the love of pets, the beautiful environment, family. You will learn to love yourself – which will help when the love of your life suddenly appears in 2024.
Taurus
(April 20th to May 21st)
There will be plenty of trials. But he wants love. Avoid temptation and keep your eyes on the prize. Love is waiting for you—but don’t wait too long.
Gemini
(May 22nd to June 21st)
There will be a little heartache, but when the healing begins you will be wiser and stronger and more likable. Not that you weren’t attractive in the first place—just that you’ll fit More lovely ones.
Cancer
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
If you so desire, you will be able to have a series of short, intense, painful stories that leave you feeling physically satisfied but emotionally empty. But if you’re looking for love, someone in your social circle might be the perfect match. I think you know who I’m talking about. It is up to you whether you allow it to happen or not.
Leo
(July 23rd to August 22nd)
You will want deep, real, and lasting love for most of the year but you will be frustrated. Then, as soon as you stop looking for love, it will appear at your door. Whether or not he invites you to your house is your call.
Virgo
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
Regardless of your brand name, you and I both know very well that you are NOT a virgin. In fact, when it comes to hookups you may have more mileage on your tires than I do, and that’s saying something! But within a year, you will meet a boy who arouses feelings in you that are much deeper than just physical desire. If you want love, hold his hand and don’t let go.
Libra
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
You will meet someone for whom you feel a strong, painful desire. You will start a relationship based on that passion and nothing else, never expect it to last. But after a few weeks, one night when he’s sleeping and the spots on his shoulders start, he’ll suddenly think, “Wow, I really like this guy.” And you will be a keeper, and – don’t beat it, because if you play it right, this will be a once-in-a-lifetime love.
Scorpio
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
Sometimes you seem more like a black widow spider than a scorpion – right after mating, you eat your mate. For most of your life, what many people consider to be love has been a powerful journey for you, that has nothing to do with love at all. But if you let your guard down even for a minute, there’s a good chance you’ll find true love in 2026, and you’ll see how weak and sad all that power tripping is.
Sagittarius
(November 23rd to December 21st)
Buckle up, because you’re headed for the frame. The year will be filled with both fiery passion and unexpected heartache. But if you don’t let your ego get in the way, love will force its way into your heart. Let Cupid kill you with his arrow just once in your life, if you only know how it feels.
Capricorn
(December 22 to January 20)
Do you like to cuddle? I hope so, because there will be more opportunities in 2026. But each Casanova you sleep with will be less attractive than the last—and that last one wasn’t attractive at all. If you’re looking for love, keep your sheets clean and your heart wide open— by the end of the year you’ll meet Mr. Special.
Aquarius
(January 21 to February 18)
If it’s love you really want, you can find it. You don’t have to look too far. If it’s just a warm body you’re looking for, you can find plenty of those, too. But you’re on the road, this will be the year you make that lifelong choice—you’ll be forced to choose between love and fun. Choose wisely, because you will be stuck with your choice for a long time.
Pisces
(February 19 to March 20)
Love? Love? Who said something about love? You mean like fairy tale romances and rom-coms? That kind of teenage, naive love? The kind that doesn’t last and only strengthens your heart? No, nonsense—I’m talking about real, true, deep, lasting love. The kind that makes you so content you forget you were ever funny. If you want it, you can get it in 2026.