Aries
(March 21st to April 19th)
Because of your ego, self-centeredness, like Aries you can go to jail for being a hired driver. You are the type of criminal who will fight until the last minute to avoid arrest, using your competitive arrogance and speed to try to outrun the authorities before you are taken down by six cops.
Taurus
(April 20th to May 21st)
Like Taurus you are wise and intelligent. You would go to jail for money laundering. Your determination and selfishness will work together to make you more successful, but your tendency to be lazy will lead to your being caught.
Gemini
(May 22nd to June 21st)
Gemini will go to jail for fraud, as it is known as the sign that most of the musicians and thieves are born under it. The act of stealing someone’s identity, or tricking people into trusting you, will bring you a sick kind of happiness, but your selfishness will make you fall for the wrong person, and they will turn on you.
Cancer
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
Cancer is known as the most dangerous sign in the Zodiac. Like cancer, you will go to jail for killing lust. Your crimes are often violent, and centered around your sensitive and unstable nature. It will not be difficult for the police to catch you, as you tend to kill those close to you, in private places such as a shared house or bedroom.
Leo
(July 23rd to August 22nd)
Like Leo, you are very focused on attention and play. You would commit a crime just to get respect for it. Your fifteen minutes of fame could be worth jail time, and maybe you could turn yourself in or lead the police to your door to make the whole thing more tragic and theatrical.
Virgo
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
If you are a Virgo, you will be in jail for hacking important computers and websites. He’s angry, and he likes to know what’s going on in other people’s lives. Virgos are known to be often declared innocent, and you may never end up in jail.
Libra
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
For a sign that is often considered to be the most righteous, Libras are also considered to be some of the most evil criminals in the Zodiac. As a Libra, your good nature can lead you to become a police officer, but your shady tendencies can turn you into a mole.
Scorpio
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
Scorpios are known to be the saddest sign of the Zodiac. As a Scorpio, you will be in prison for being a murderer, as you are cunning and do not prefer something so heinous as murder. Most of the time, Scorpio will be the mastermind behind a big crime, using people as puppets and pawns in their game. This can lead to rejection by a scornful partner.
Sagittarius
(November 23rd to December 21st)
Although fickle and unforgiving, Sagittarius still cannot hurt another person. Because of that fear, they would probably go to jail for stealing. However, as a Sagittarius it is very difficult to turn it off, so it is possible that you will never end up in prison.
Capricorn
(December 22 to January 20)
Capricorns are controlling and arrogant, and often have a hand in many different crimes. From petty theft, to sadistic deeds, Capricorn is considered a criminal all around. With so many things going on, you’re likely to slip up or forget to tie up loose ends, leading to your shooting.
Aquarius
(January 21 to February 18)
As an Aquarius, you are wise and kind. You are the master poster child, attracting people with your charm, and swaying them right under their noses. You’ll end up in jail after your vengeful nature gets the best of you, and you start hanging out with people who know exactly how to catch your scams.
Pisces
(February 19 to March 20)
Pisces is known to be the darkest sign in the Zodiac. They are more self-harming, and more likely to be arrested for minor drug-related offenses. Because of your dangerous nature, as a Pisces you could end up being picked up by the police on the side of the road and thrown in jail for being caught.