Aries
(March 21st to April 19th)
Your pretend friend is jealous of you because you are fearless. Your confidence allows you to do things that your friend wouldn’t try, and it annoys them a little. They wish they could walk into the room like you. To you, it’s nothing. Confidence and assurance are just another part of who you are.
Taurus
(April 20th to May 21st)
Your pretend friend is jealous of you because you are responsible. You always know the right thing to do and when, and everyone knows they can count on you for anything. Your friend wishes he could share your responsibility, he thinks you have it all together, and that’s because most of the time, he does, or at least he’s really good at pretending like you.
Gemini
(May 22nd to June 21st)
Your pretend friend is jealous of you because you get along well with people. You are social and related, with people like you. It’s nice to be with you and your friend appreciates that, but you also wish he was like you in that way. Your friend wants to be as attractive as you.
Cancer
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
Your pretend friend is jealous of you because you are sensitive and empathetic to people’s feelings. You are compassionate and kind, and you don’t get angry when people talk to you. Emotions don’t scare you and you react to them like you react to anything else, calmly and collected.
Leo
(July 23rd to August 22nd)
Your pretend friend is jealous of you because you make your dreams come true. You have your dream job or relationship or both, and your friend doesn’t understand how to make it all happen. You work hard, and you don’t stop until you get what you want, of course. You work for everything you want, you don’t expect it to just magically happen to you.
Virgo
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
Your pretend friend is jealous of you because you can solve all problems and give good advice only when needed. People look to you for answers and you always seem to have them. You help because you search to help, and because you really care about the people you help and hope they will do the same for you.
Libra
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
Your pretend friend is jealous of you because you are always peaceful. Your life is completely limited, and you don’t let the little things weigh you down. You live your life with a calmness that many do not like, and you are never overwhelmed by things you cannot control.
Scorpio
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
Your pretend friend is jealous of you because you have the ability to say it like you are. You don’t have to sugar coat or phrase things a certain way to tiptoe around everyone’s feelings. You are confident enough to be honest, and to handle people’s reactions afterward. You’re not trying to be mean or hurtful, you’re telling the truth that will eventually help people anyway.
Sagittarius
(November 23rd to December 21st)
Your pretend friend is jealous of you because you don’t let what people think of you, stop you from living your life the way you want to live it. If you want to travel the world you will, and if you want to do it alone, you will too. You don’t let other people’s expectations limit you, you set your own expectations and you don’t get upset when life takes a different course.
Capricorn
(December 22 to January 20)
Your pretend friend is jealous of you because you are always doing something sensible, and your life is going well because of it. You are organized and goal oriented, and when you set your mind to something you tend to make it happen. You are not afraid even if you work hard, and you really enjoy it. He is a completely determined person.
Aquarius
(January 21 to February 18)
Your friend who pretends to be jealous of you because you are really smart. He likes to engage in intellectual discussions, and he actually cares about what’s going on in the world. You are deep and philosophical, and when you talk to people they can smell your wisdom before you speak. You have a working brain and you are not afraid to use it.
Pisces
(February 19 to March 20)
Your friend who pretends to be someone is jealous of you because you are not afraid to express yourself. You are creative and talented, and you are never self-conscious when it comes to art or artistic expression. Self-doubt is not a behavior you do or understand. You are open to trying new things, and you always have a positive attitude about it even if you fail at it. You’re not afraid to be who you are, and if you don’t know who you are, you’re not afraid to clarify. [tc-mark]